SlickMiesta: What ho, good Rosemary?
Rose****: what ?!

SlickMiesta
: How do you do?
Rose****: um good u who ru?
Rose****
: asl?
SlickMiesta
: 17/M/VA
SlickMiesta: Well, 18, actually as of a few days ago. Do you not recall the personage to whom this alias does refer?
Rose****: wut in the hell r u saying? i dont know u whats ur name
SlickMiesta
: My name is Justin Arthur, my friend. You are Rosemary, are you not?
Rose****: actually im not im roseann where do i know u from
SlickMiesta
: Roseann? Oh my, I must have two Roses participating in my buddy list. Surely one can not allow that to happen. Did you acquire this "Screen Name" recently perhaps?
Rose****: ive had it for a couple months why r u talkin like that

At Around this Point, I recieved a message from a sender that I did not recognize. I instantly deduced that this was the usual 3rd party detective entity that I've seen employed before in previous instances of misidentification. My assumptions were proven worthy. I began to converse with this new entity while chatting with Rose****, so perhaps you should take a look at that log before you continue.

SlickMiesta: Talking like what, my friend?
Rose****: ur a queer
SlickMiesta
: Hmm, most interesting. It boggles me to think how you came across to be in my buddy list. Sorry if I have bothered you, I thought you were someone I know name Rosemary.
Rose****: r u sean
Rose****
: dumbass
SlickMiesta
: Sean? Dumbass? I am neither, my friend.
SlickMiesta: I am Mister Justin Turner Arthur, esquire, of Staunton upon Lewis Creek, Virginia.
Rose****: See if this is sean you gonnna tell me or i am breaking up with you cause i can find out if it's you

SlickMiesta
: Hehe, we're going to break up even though we haven't even started dating yet, a tad early isn't it? Maybe we ought to get to know eachother first. Do you like shopping? I certainly do, perhaps we should go shopping sometime?
Rose****: can i ask you someting?

SlickMiesta
: Of course.
Rose****: what happen to your face las night
SlickMiesta
: My face? Nothing as far as I recall. Perhaps you are commenting on my trimméd beard?
Rose****: no not talking about that

Rose****
: the bruises
SlickMiesta
: Hold on a second while I attend to the mirror.
Rose****: OK

SlickMiesta
: I'm not quite seeing what you refer to. Are you sure you saw me last night? You have certainly given me the impression as if you do not even know me.
Rose****: I KNOW U UR SEAN FOR GODS SAKE
SlickMiesta
: Well, I'm afraid you're the only one here who thinks as much.
Rose****: ACTUALLY APRIL SEEMS TO THINK SO ALSO
Rose****
: APRIL: I KNOW ITS U!!!
Rose****
: APRIL: WELL BABY IM GOING TO BED I LOVVE U
SlickMiesta
: Ahh yes, the 19 year old from connecticut. I know it's me too; I shouldn't hope that I were anyone other than myself, to be frank about it.
Rose****: CALL U TOMORROW
SlickMiesta
: Why on earth would you do that?
Rose****: U SEAN MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!

SlickMiesta
: It will be a cold day in Havannah when I'm Sean Motha Fucka, I assure you.
Rose****: OK WE STUDIED UR PROFILE AND WE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT UR JUSTIN AND NOT SEAN
SlickMiesta
: I could have told you that to begin with... as a matter of fact, I did. Ahh well, at least we are now in parrallel as far as our nomens go.
SlickMiesta: Though, I'm not quite satisfied on my end, because I am yet to discover the means by which you entered my buddy list. I am going to assume for the moment that I added your screen name in error while attempting to add my friend, Rosemary's to the list. I do apologize for any inconviences derived from our little encounter.
Rose****: U R WACKED. AT LEAST WHEN U WERE SEAN WE THOUGHT THE LANGUAGE WAS FUNNY NOW UR JUST STUPID
Rose****
: GO TO SLEEP MAYBE ULL FEEL BETTER TOMORROW

SlickMiesta
: I do hope so, have a pleasant slumber my two new friends.
Rose****: BUH BYE!
SlickMiesta
: You're leaving?
Rose****: NO BUT U NEED SLEEP OR HELP
SlickMiesta
: Well, it is hard to find a human who does not need either of those things, don't you think?
Rose****: DUDE U KNOW UT I FUCKIN MEAN SERIOUS MENTAL HELP
SlickMiesta
: Do you always type with the caps lock key depressed?
Rose****: OBVIOUSLY ITS ON LOCK
Rose****
: SO I DONT CARE
SlickMiesta
: You sound a tad preturbed, is there anything I can do to attend to your relaxation?
Rose****: stop talking like a fuckin retard
SlickMiesta
: Allright, from now on, I shall be the AIM commoner, and we shall converse as such.
SlickMiesta: k?
SlickMiesta: that sound aight 2u?
SlickMiesta: yo?
Rose****: course
Rose****
: what?
SlickMiesta
: kewl
Rose****: shut up ur annoyin
SlickMiesta
: k